November 2009
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2009
Oct 31st
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Success
I seem to have moved into a neighborhood where most houses are dark on Halloween night! In other news, I’ll soon be on my way to Wegmans and other assorted supermarkets in search of severly discounted candy.  I do Halloween right.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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ListenListen
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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My alarm won't go off for another 45 minutes.
So why am I awake? Last night Sears called to tell me they’d be delivering my new electric-range between 5-7pm today. Cut to this morning at 8:25am when I’m woken from a deep, fuckyeafirstnightinmynewhouse!-induced slumber, by a banging on the front door. O hai, Sears Home Delivery. Sure, come on in… At least I can cook myself breakfast now rather than the dinner I had...
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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“We didn’t order no stinkin PIZZA!”
– Antonio
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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yhf: aimee-b-loved: steelopus: caseofwhine: yhf: shoesonwrong: Me: I had this weird dream I was wearing a mechanic’s jumpsuit and it was covered in ketchup and mustard and I was ashamed because I sucked. Ryan: You dreamed you were Lowell from Wings? If I could heart this more than once, I’d heart it a million times. I loved that show. Omg, so did I…especially Casey, Helen’s older,...
Oct 29th
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caseofwhine: yhf: shoesonwrong: Me: I had this weird dream I was wearing a mechanic’s jumpsuit and it was covered in ketchup and mustard and I was ashamed because I sucked. Ryan: You dreamed you were Lowell from Wings? If I could heart this more than once, I’d heart it a million times. I loved that show. Omg, so did I…especially Casey, Helen’s older, dysfunctional sister. I have no idea...
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Ares 1-X launches at 11:30am EST. →
Watch it. This is a big deal.
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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“Can you imagine 3 nose studs and a heavy cold? Whoa! Forget about it! You might...”
– George Carlin
Oct 28th
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WatchWatch
George Carlin - Earrings For Mary.  The nose ring part is especially pertinent. Sorry about the video quality; it’s George Carlin so just fucking deal with it.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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I like to think...
… that if butts were people, I’d be on a first name basis with the one attached to the girl who owns the tanning salon next to the Subway at which I’ve accrued 608 points, because without fail she’s always standing outside her business, talking on a cordless phone, and puffing on a cigarette while facing away from me. If this butt had a name, I think it would be Francine,...
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Fw: Traumatic Brain InjuryGala
So, that’s the subject of an email I just got. It is wrong on so many levels.
Oct 27th
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