June 2009
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Where do songs come from?
The best thing about being in a band with the same guys for nearly 15 years is that I can walk into practice, play some shit on my guitar just to test my amp and get a little warmed up… and then 5 minutes later shotcopter and dopplegang3r have joined in and FMGreen has written a new song on a whim.
Working title: Teabagging Michael Jackson¹. ¹ Not really.
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I am nowhere near the end.
aedison:
Jesus: Hey, guys? Does anyone know how to calculate a 20% tip? Judas (muttering): Of *course* he can’t do math. Peter: Yeah, gimme the bill, I can work it out. Jesus: Great. Oh, and one last thing: Truly, truly, one of you will betray me. Peter: Carry the 1… Guys how many cubits are there in a dozen? Judas: Wait, wait — hold the phone. Jesus, you know that one of us...
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the crushy canuck
angelablack:
CRUSHES
Wow. It’s hard to work to manage all of these crushes. You are all so damn cute, funny, nice, sexy, sweet, silly, tasty…. um, I imagine anyway. ROFLSAIDTOOMUCH.
WORKING
I had so much fun yesterday doing a whole lot of nothing, buying my kid a new bike, lazing, dicking around on the internet, standing on my head, breathing, sleeping and testing out my bicycle bell. Sigh,...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
that dog. (46)
The Presidents of the United States of America (13)
The Rentals (5)
Stephen lopez (5)
Faith No More (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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VIMEO IS SO FREAKING SLOW. JUST MAKE MY VIDEO...
It’s a good thing I know Bailey will be awake for the next ~39 hours (give or take 15).
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WatchFor Bailey.
This is a David Bazan song called Fewer Broken Pieces. I did not do it justice. This man is a hero of mine.
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Pro tip: Jesus loved Flintstones chewables.
aedison:
Jesus: And let us not forget the eighth commandment — And lo, ye shall ensure you take your vitamins. Judas: *Sigh* Does someone else want to handle this? Matthew: What are you talking about? Judas: Oh, right, of course. We have no problem with Jesus, the Son of God, sent here to die for our sins- Jesus: -sent here to what now?- Judas: We have no problem with the Son of God...
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Watchzooeydeschanel:
Elevator scene from ‘500 Days Of Summer’
“Holy shit.”
One of countless laugh-out-loud moments in this brilliant film. July 17th is the US release date. Mark it on your calendars!!!
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Hey. Odd or even?
inthefade:
(via sloganeerist)
Even. It always has to be even. Odd numbers make me feel…odd. They’re hard and jagged where even numbers are soft and smooth. Odd numbers get stuck in my throat, even numbers roll off my tongue. Odd makes me feel uncomfortable. Even makes me feel safe.
I see colors as odd or even, too. Green is odd. Brown is even. Brown is also four, though I guess that makes...
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For sale: E.L. Fudge Cookies - Gently Enjoyed - $2... →
These cookies are absolutely delicious, but I can’t possibly eat anymore of them. They are quite fresh; their buttery cookies are still crisp and snappy and the chocolate fudge filling is soft and smooth. I was challenged and attempted to finish the entire package within 15 minutes but I just couldn’t do it and I can’t bear to see the evidence of my failure sitting here on my...
Too. Many. E.L. Fudge.
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Just In Case
monkeyfrog:
She’s been threatening suicide in one way or another since she was born. I wasn’t there, but I’ve known her since she came home from the hospital. She has carried a black cloud close to her the entire time, and everyone could see it.
She was always frightened easily. She would lie, she would hide, she would stall, but she would never come clean. She just couldn’t. Not for anyone....
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On Aging...
luckyshirt:
I just carried my 83-year-old neighbor into her house.
She collapsed onto her walker in front of her house when her knees gave out during her daily walk.
Her in-home caretaker (not sure if that’s the term) started yelling for help.
So sad…
I didn’t know what to do. I imagined her as being made of glass, and I didn’t want to touch her because I just imagined all kinds of things...
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WatchI’ve been holding this video I made for a few weeks, but I think it’s time you all saw it.
This is a 30 second Public Service Announcement that you all need to watch.
I hope your not mad.
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The Favored Ones →
ladawn:sniffyjenkins:myrm:puzzld:badgopher
Great! Just what the internet needs! Another leaderboard from which people can get butthurt!
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that dog. - Silently
If you’re not familiar...
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When did Mexi-Ranch dressing become such a fad and...
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