Seven 9s and 10s

MC 900 Ft. Jesus - Adventures In Failure

Damn I hate this job 
to work in this dump you gotta be a snob 
everybody gets on my nerves in this place 
I think I’ll take the afternoon off from the rat race 
an exciting career 
don’t amount to much but a pain in the rear 
I bust my ass all day for a dollar
and then I go home and listen to the kids holler 
devoted spouse waitin’ in the den
wants to hit me upside the head with a rolling pin 
does that ring a bell? 
a daily routine we all know well 
I’m makin’ more but enjoyin’ it less 
the good life’s mainly causin’ me stress 
making a change is difficult but 
I gotta try to get out of this rut 

[…]

This song is probably the greatest rant ever recorded. The premise starts as you see it above but then he proceeds to weave a hilarious story. Give it a listen if you’ve never heard it before. It’s a classic.

jaydensmommie:

Yellow Submarine, by Jayden

For Sylvia. (Yeah, I know it’s orange. Whatever. Shut up. It’s cute!)

weezer - You Won’t Get With Me Tonight (Pinkerton Deluxe Edition)

Songs from the Black Hole was supposed to be the second weezer album, a concept-album / rock opera of sorts.  Among the bands most devoted fans, it is undoubtedly the most talked about and desired missing piece.  The songs that were leaked to us back in 2002 (many think they were leaked by Rivers himself) have become legendary.  This one is no different.

There are two kinds of great songs: the first kind inspires you to go out and write and make great music yourself, the second is so good that it essentially rips your inspiration away and leaves you feeling dejected because you don’t think you’ll ever write a song that good. This song falls into the latter category.

I want you
So badly
Too bad that you’re too bad for me
You love me
and I like you
But I got to, got to getchoo! 

thedailywhat:

Cover Song of the Day: Weezer - “Un-Break My Heart” (Toni Braxton cover)

Recorded in 2005, allegedly per Rick Rubin’s suggestion. Lead single off the band’s unreleased song compilation Death to False Metal, which drops November 2nd.

[covermesongs.]

Yup. Other than the vocals being mixed too high (likely intentional because this is a pop cover), this is so good.