Seven 9s and 10s

Headphones - Major Cities

All empires eventually expire and when they finally do it’s never pretty.
So just sit back and wait for the attacks - especially in the major cities.

Please hold my hand, son. Daddy’s got you.
Mamma’s out in the car and she packed your favorite blue shoes.

Here they come: exploding like the sun, ringing in my ears like independence.
I agree; this doesn’t favor me. Still, bullies ought to get what’s coming.

Toadies - Plane Crash

1. Turn up the volume.
2. No. All the way up.
3. Press Play.
4. Kick this shitty weekend squarely in the face.

Nerf Herder - Golfshirt

I’m not the one you dream about
And I’m not the one you can’t live without
I’m not the one who you wanna see
I’m not the one who you want to be seen with

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt

I’m not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back
When all that stuff went down
I’m not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room scoring with Ms. Pac-Man

And when you’re tired of all the jerks
And you’re tired of all the work
And you’re tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt

No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah

The Darkness - Love On The Rocks With No Ice

 

 
 

LOVE ON THE ROCKS WITH NO IIIIIIIIIIICE

Well, yeah.

This is the one I really wanted to post this morning.