she:
there's a folder on my desktop labeled "wombats" and there arent even photos of wombats in it

me:
is that the folder where you keep your porn?

she:
more or less

me:
I KNEW IT

she:
haha and by that i mean no

me:
oh, so you keep your porn somewhere ELSE

she:
haha no, i dont have any porn. just your video of giro's croc voice

me:
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

she:
hahah you win the internet

me:
VICTORY IS MINE!