Nightmares

I had a dream last night that aliens had surrounded the earth and their ships were in place with giant lasers and they had already fried Mexico and the rest of us were just sitting around waiting because we didn’t have any defensive spaceships because we don’t believe in aliens.

Also I owned a Louis Vuitton bag for some reason.

Anyway, here’s my question: how do I check whether or not NASA is making spaceships with advanced weaponry? Enough with the exploratory rockets. I’d like to be able to sleep at night.

This is awesome.

Wouldn’t it be sad if the world went to all this effort to halt North Korea’s nuclear program and then we got attacked by aliens and Kim Jong Il was all like “You goddammm shhtooopid Amerikuns! I was biewding dohs meesles to shoot at dee arriens!”