Seven 9s and 10s

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter (Misheard Lyrics)

For Jack.

This is still among the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

 

On the ceiling
On a Porsche
Glitter
Fairy
Landfill
I wanna leave Bennigans

One bizarre hymm
On a beach the little horses
Mona said
I wanna leave Bennigans

On a wheel
On a wizard
On a whale
Anna Nicole’s mama said that I won’t wanna see Anna fall down again

And the wizard
On Aleve, a Gump I know
I said I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Out on the porch?
Potato wave.
ICEE dems.
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna see

…make me fries

…ICEE

I don’t know why they suntan nails
On a Carmine unaware
I said I don’t, I don’t know where there’s a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Oh, I know poor boys
Potato wave.
ICEE dems.
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna shave it off
I don’t wanna stare
I don’t want a stair
I don’t want a slayer

I don’t know all the words… yet.


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  1. mushroompizza reblogged this from steelopus
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  3. justoneconfusedgirl reblogged this from steelopus and added:
    LOL
  4. kiri-no-nakame said: Nothing beats “make me fries”.
  5. stupon said: “Make me fries” always kills me.
  6. nicky36 said: Potato wave!
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