Pro tip: Jesus loved Flintstones chewables.

Jesus: And let us not forget the eighth commandment — And lo, ye shall ensure you take your vitamins.
Judas: *Sigh* Does someone else want to handle this?
Matthew: What are you talking about?
Judas: Oh, right, of course. We have no problem with Jesus, the Son of God, sent here to die for our sins-
Jesus: -sent here to what now?-
Judas: We have no problem with the Son of God telling people to load up on B-12?
Peter: Well, it’s sensible advice.
Matthew: Yeah, you don’t want to get scurvy.
Judas: Oh yeah, because scurvy is a real problem in Jerusalem.
Jesus: You know, Judas, I’m beginning to get a little sick of your attitude problem.
Judas: Alright. Fine. I’ll shut up if you can tell me the *real* eighth commandment is.
Jesus: …vitamins?
Judas: No. No. It’s “thou shalt not steal”. A rule ever so slightly higher on the morality scale than “take your pills so you don’t get rickets”. Especially since the nearest pharmacy is 2,000 years away, and the nearest thief is 2,000 inches away.
Jesus: You’re a faggot, Judas.
Peter: Did you guys hear Jesus? Turns out Judas is gay!

Avery > Jesus.

Just sayin.