the crushy canuck

CRUSHES

Wow. It’s hard to work to manage all of these crushes. You are all so damn cute, funny, nice, sexy, sweet, silly, tasty…. um, I imagine anyway. ROFLSAIDTOOMUCH.

WORKING

I had so much fun yesterday doing a whole lot of nothing, buying my kid a new bike, lazing, dicking around on the internet, standing on my head, breathing, sleeping and testing out my bicycle bell. Sigh, this job is totally going to get in the way today, sorta.

CANADA DAY

I’m really excited aboot tomorrow. I mean, it’s not like we do anything really beyond herding the beaver, saluting the Queen, talk […snip…]

That’s about as far as I made it through Angela’s post because HERDING THE BEAVER?

I don’t know what the hell that means and I’m too lazy to google it but I bet it’s fun and you Canadians are so freaking lucky and I’m jealous!