Seven 9s and 10s

High-res tfq: Everyone,It’s no secret that I feel no love towards the tfQ investors. They just have no vision of the future, with their talk of content, the Internet, advertising, and a proper business model. Most recently, they’ve threatened to have me removed as president if I don’t “turn the company around” and “turn a profit”. I asked upon what grounds they had to be able to remove me. Apparently, since it is all their money, they are the majority “shareholders”. Well, I went online to find out what a “shareholder” is and what a “stock” is and what “majority” means. It just means that they have more “stocks” in the company than anyone else, so they get to dictate the agenda.But not so fast! I’ve decided that I can continue to run the company by simply having more “stock” than the investors do, and went about running off several hundred copies of stock certificates.Since you all are my loyal non-content readers, I thought I would let you all in on the ground floor by giving you all stock in the company (thereby circumventing the investors claim of “majority shareholder”).To become a shareholder, simply reblog this to your tumblr.As the new majority shareholders, I know that you all have my back whether we “turn a profit “or not, and I promise that you will never see content in this magazine so long as I remain on as your humble leader.Sincerely,NonlinearmindEditor/Publisher/Stock Certificate Reproducer I’m rich beeeootch!!!

tfq:

Everyone,

It’s no secret that I feel no love towards the tfQ investors. They just have no vision of the future, with their talk of content, the Internet, advertising, and a proper business model. Most recently, they’ve threatened to have me removed as president if I don’t “turn the company around” and “turn a profit”.

I asked upon what grounds they had to be able to remove me. Apparently, since it is all their money, they are the majority “shareholders”. Well, I went online to find out what a “shareholder” is and what a “stock” is and what “majority” means. It just means that they have more “stocks” in the company than anyone else, so they get to dictate the agenda.

But not so fast! I’ve decided that I can continue to run the company by simply having more “stock” than the investors do, and went about running off several hundred copies of stock certificates.

Since you all are my loyal non-content readers, I thought I would let you all in on the ground floor by giving you all stock in the company (thereby circumventing the investors claim of “majority shareholder”).

To become a shareholder, simply reblog this to your tumblr.

As the new majority shareholders, I know that you all have my back whether we “turn a profit “or not, and I promise that you will never see content in this magazine so long as I remain on as your humble leader.

Sincerely,

Nonlinearmind
Editor/Publisher/Stock Certificate Reproducer

I’m rich beeeootch!!!

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  1. xntrek reblogged this from tfq and added:
    Because - better late
  2. do-over reblogged this from tfq and added:
    miss this? I’m buying in.
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  5. milkglassmao reblogged this from tfq and added:
    keep up with tfQ.
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  7. thedza reblogged this from tfq and added:
    splits I’ll be rich, bitch!
  8. spdracerx reblogged this from tfq and added:
    I’m supporting...hostile takeover because...“profit” or...
  9. onesmallfire reblogged this from tfq and added:
    Vive le (non-content) Revoluçion!
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    Wait? Who? What?
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    been looking for...sound investment for quite...looking, but...
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    I’m rich beeeootch!!!
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    works for me…. = )
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