Seven 9s and 10s

High-res shotcopter: Other one fixed. They had a moustache standing only section. Randy, kate, and I were the only ones there with moustaches. Some fucking hipsters were standing there. And I was wine tasting and mouthy. I heard them excitedly whispering… “I didn’t know about the moustache only sign.” I consulted with my monacle, and ultimately decided to let them live. Their lack of moustaches indicates that they might not have been genuine hipsters. Instead I think you may have ran into an even more fearsome bunch, the dreadfully annoying hipster wannabes. They are often categorized by being even bigger douchebags than the hipsters they strive to be in a sort-of over-zealous effort to mimic their behavior. They also are known for shopping for hipster clothing at the mall - most usually at Sears (think: Brett Favre) - instead of shopping for hipster clothing at thrift stores or raiding boyscout camps. You handled the situation admirably. PS: They may have just been jealous of the fact that, from the waist up, you appear to have been dressed like a hipster and you were sporting a magnificent beard. Though, to be fair, I’m sure you’re not wearing rolled up skinny jeans or Chucks.

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Other one fixed. They had a moustache standing only section. Randy, kate, and I were the only ones there with moustaches. Some fucking hipsters were standing there. And I was wine tasting and mouthy. I heard them excitedly whispering… “I didn’t know about the moustache only sign.” I consulted with my monacle, and ultimately decided to let them live.

Their lack of moustaches indicates that they might not have been genuine hipsters. Instead I think you may have ran into an even more fearsome bunch, the dreadfully annoying hipster wannabes. They are often categorized by being even bigger douchebags than the hipsters they strive to be in a sort-of over-zealous effort to mimic their behavior. They also are known for shopping for hipster clothing at the mall - most usually at Sears (think: Brett Favre) - instead of shopping for hipster clothing at thrift stores or raiding boyscout camps.

You handled the situation admirably.

PS: They may have just been jealous of the fact that, from the waist up, you appear to have been dressed like a hipster and you were sporting a magnificent beard. Though, to be fair, I’m sure you’re not wearing rolled up skinny jeans or Chucks.

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