Seven 9s and 10s

My alarm won’t go off for another 45 minutes.

So why am I awake?

Last night Sears called to tell me they’d be delivering my new electric-range between 5-7pm today.

Cut to this morning at 8:25am when I’m woken from a deep, fuckyeafirstnightinmynewhouse!-induced slumber, by a banging on the front door.

O hai, Sears Home Delivery. Sure, come on in

At least I can cook myself breakfast now rather than the dinner I had planned for.

Let’s have breakfast, for breakfast.


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