Stephen LopezMy alarm won’t go off for another 45 minutes.
So why am I awake?
Last night Sears called to tell me they’d be delivering my new electric-range between 5-7pm today.
Cut to this morning at 8:25am when I’m woken from a deep, fuckyeafirstnightinmynewhouse!-induced slumber, by a banging on the front door.
O hai, Sears Home Delivery. Sure, come on in…
At least I can cook myself breakfast now rather than the dinner I had planned for.
Let’s have breakfast, for breakfast.
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