Seven 9s and 10s

I’m thankful that I’m not one of the people I just drove past: standing in the rain, 42° and falling fast, outside of Toys R Us.

Some parents are certifiably insane - but mostly I blame Mary for giving birth to Santa Claus* a couple thousand years ago.  None of this madness would exist if it weren’t for that.




*That’s the story, right? There was no room at the Holiday Inn so Mary had to go to the Super 8 down the road and then she pooped out jolly old Santa Claus and then he grew up and the Jews killed him and now he comes back every December and gives presents to everyone except the Jews…?

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