18th
Will you be my wingman? -m4d4m4w-
Do you like to take long walks on the beach? How about running around, chasing and playing with friends? How does a warm, soapy bath sound? I’ll draw it nice and slow and gently wash you (or vigorously, if that’s what you like), then I’ll wrap you up in a soft, warm towel. We can snuggle up on the couch and I’ll treat you to the most scrumptious dinners you could possibly imagine - nothing dry and bland here - I can give you delicious rare steaks, because I don’t even like steak! All of this, and more, can be yours.
I won’t discriminate against color, size, nor shape. Long hair, short hair, dark hair, light hair - I think you’re all beautiful in your own special way. I don’t ask for much in return: just companionship and time together; I want to take you out into the world, preferably to the dog park where there always seems to be an abundance of beautiful single girls with their dogs. You can help me break the ice and talk to these girls. You can run up to them and sniff their legs and they’ll say “Oh how cute! What kind of dog is this?” and then I’ll tell them you’re a Swedish Beagle, or perhaps maybe you’re 1/4 Dutch Lab, 1/4 Canadian Basset Hound, 3/8 Japanese Terrier, and 1/8 Brazilian Monkey Dog, and then she’ll say “Oh, really? I’ve never even heard of those. How exotic!” and then the conversation will have started and you will have performed your job admirably and I’ll toss the tennis ball again so you can go chase it while I continue talking to her. It’ll all be grand and exciting and it’ll be great for me and great for you!
If all of this sounds like something you might be interested in, then please contact me and we can get together and see where life takes us. Let’s give it a shot! What do you say?
(For Throwback Thursday. Originally posted 20090417)
