Stephen LopezCaptain Buzzkill
What do you expect when going to see a Bond film?
I want to see one man eliminate an entire army using only his bow-tie and a dirty sock. I want to see that same man convince perfect strangers, by only glancing in their general direction, to join him for a romp in the sack. I want to see innocent civilians killed without it becoming an alternate plot line. I want to see explosions and chases and escapes and destruction on an unprecedented level. I definitely want to see more scenes involving vintage aircraft.
I want Bond to transport me, for 90-120 minutes, to another dimension where I forget about my comparatively boring and meaningless life.
Well, apparently Captain Buzzkill expects to see realism and subtlety.
I say: fuck that.
