Stephen LopezA snippet from my online dating profile:
“As for music… I’m pretty easy to figure out once you get to know me. I like rock that really rocks. My dream scenario involves a mid-air collision between two planes. One plane is carrying the Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Maroon 5, Kid Rock, Creed, Taking Back Sunday, Linkin Park, Conor Oberst, and the Black Eyed Peas while the other plane is carrying Tim McGraw, Nickelback, Daughtry, 50 Cent, Kanye West, My Chemical Romance, and Cage The Elephant. The planes collide in a fiery explosion and then both crash to the earth, falling onto an arena in which thousands of people have gathered to laugh at Dane Cook, the least funny hack this planet has ever had the displeasure to experience. Everyone dies. There are no survivors.”
And then I get messages like this…
You’re wrong!
So so so so so wrong!
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swayinganyway said:
LOL! I love this. :)
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GOOD THING I DON’T WANT TO DATE YOU.
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monkeyfrog said:
I think I would vomit if I had to write myself a dating profile.
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