EAT ME, I’M ITALIAN.
I feel almost disloyal wearing green today and pretending to be a leprechaun who gives out gold coins in return for sexual favors, so I’m offering this photo to Apollo or whichever Roman god is in charge of smiting disloyal Italians.
This is PRECISELY why I hate this “holiday” and hate myself for accidentally wearing a lot of green today. Those goddamn Irish stole our flag and uglified it too.
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This is PRECISELY why...hate this “holiday”...accidentally...
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