Stephen Lopez
Mary owns one of the coolest tshirts on the planet.
(yellow!)
Ceiling Jawa Is Watching You Make Coffee (by Steelopus)
I thought the light reflecting on our hotel room ceiling looked eerily familiar…
In honor of Mary’s birthday. (click to embiggen)
See the original and then make your own!
(by steelopus)
Happy birthday, Mary!
You were the first fake internet person that I met in real life, and ever since that day you’ve been doing a good job of helping me come out of my shell and have less anxiety about meeting people. You’re beautiful and smart and incredibly quick-witted and an amazing mom, and even though you make fun of me a lot, I still love you.
My most popular tweet ever. 30 whole stars!!! All thanks to Mary’s so-called “lisp.”
Thanks Mary!
STEVE GOT ME A PRESENT AND IT’S AWESOME AND I LIKE IT CUZ IT MAKES NOISE THANKS STEVE!!!
You’re welcome, buddy!
(via steelopus)
Jayden eats pizza ferociously… so just wait till you see what he does to lawyers.
Good luck today, Mary and Jayden. We’re all rooting for you.
A conversation with one of Mary’s awesome brothers in the cafe of the National Gallery of Art:
D (through deadpan sarcasm): Do you ever think to yourself: “Man… I wish I could just be more like [REDACTED].”?
Me: *furious laughter*
Guys, her hair looks GREAT! :-)
Jaydensmommie and Zolora sing “This Is The Song That Doesn’t End.”
“OK. That didn’t go well…”
WATCH IT!
