Seven 9s and 10s

A few weeks ago, after nearly 2 years in this house, I finally put some art on my walls - courtesy of the great Jason Permenter.

I’d coveted this “Fundamental Forces” set ever since he first unveiled them back in early 2010, and I’d nearly pulled the trigger on buying them several times but never did for various reasons. Then the Bazan show was confirmed and I realized there would be 40 strangers in my house and I figured it was about time to make it look like someone actually lives in this house. A few weeks later these arrived at my door and I put them up.

They compliment the room as well as reflect my personality. I couldn’t be happier with them. Thanks Jason!

High-res A panoramic image of my favorite restroom in the school district at which I work. Single-user. Locking door. Ample space (for napping or exercising). Abundant lighting (great for analysis). Wall handles for those difficult moments. Multiple power outlets that allow my electronics to charge while I poop. Also handy for days when I need to set up a workspace outside my office. A personal fire alarm so I’ll never have to worry about dying on the toilet while the burning building collapses around me. A child-height mirror that prevents me from seeing my face. A little desk on which I can place my stuff and/or enjoy a quiet lunch. A little chair where people can sit and watch me. An exterior door located directly outside, allowing for a swift and anonymous escape.

A panoramic image of my favorite restroom in the school district at which I work.

  • Single-user.
  • Locking door.
  • Ample space (for napping or exercising).
  • Abundant lighting (great for analysis).
  • Wall handles for those difficult moments.
  • Multiple power outlets that allow my electronics to charge while I poop. Also handy for days when I need to set up a workspace outside my office.
  • A personal fire alarm so I’ll never have to worry about dying on the toilet while the burning building collapses around me.
  • A child-height mirror that prevents me from seeing my face.
  • A little desk on which I can place my stuff and/or enjoy a quiet lunch.
  • A little chair where people can sit and watch me.
  • An exterior door located directly outside, allowing for a swift and anonymous escape.