So, this one time Mary came to see my band play on a weeknight. That was pretty awesome.
So today, to show my appreciation, I went to visit her at work. Where’s my Friend of the Year award? It’s in the mail, right? I hope so.
Anyway. She’s so good at her job that she was able to complete my transaction in about 30 seconds and then chat with me for a few minutes - all the while making it look like she was still working. That was also pretty awesome.
She gave me new license plates and the letters make a word and the numbers are all odd so it’s absolutely perfect. That was totally awesome.
Mary, you guys: she’s awesome.
Yesterday? It was a very good day.
//This sloth just inadvertently caused world peace.
Three-toed sloth crossing the road - I believe I can fly remix
The best 41 seconds of my day so far. DO watch with the volume up.
Seriously. Watch this if you’re looking for a good smile. I cackled with laughter at my desk at work. It was totally worth it.
i was just dreaming about pizza hut buffet and it woke me up
Last time I ate the buffet I wanted to die a few hours later.
of course yesterday i was dreaming that i was on the disc golf course and i saw a WWI plane doing ticks at like 75mph overhead..then it hit a tree and started coming right at us and for some reason i didn't move and it hit me in the head and i woke up
dreams are fucked up