So, this one time Mary came to see my band play on a weeknight. That was pretty awesome.
So today, to show my appreciation, I went to visit her at work. Where’s my Friend of the Year award? It’s in the mail, right? I hope so.
Anyway. She’s so good at her job that she was able to complete my transaction in about 30 seconds and then chat with me for a few minutes - all the while making it look like she was still working. That was also pretty awesome.
She gave me new license plates and the letters make a word and the numbers are all odd so it’s absolutely perfect. That was totally awesome.
Mary, you guys: she’s awesome.
have you guys SEEN this?
you put in whatever word, and it gives you a bunch of Calvin & Hobbes strips with that word in them. I just spent like half an hour doing this.
yes please and thank you.
//This sloth just inadvertently caused world peace.
Three-toed sloth crossing the road - I believe I can fly remix
The best 41 seconds of my day so far. DO watch with the volume up.
Seriously. Watch this if you’re looking for a good smile. I cackled with laughter at my desk at work. It was totally worth it.
"Or maybe we could go for broke and get 50 hippies wearing tapestries."
It wasn’t easy
but nothin’ eh-is, no
WHEN I FEEL
These are awesome.
i was just dreaming about pizza hut buffet and it woke me up
Last time I ate the buffet I wanted to die a few hours later.
of course yesterday i was dreaming that i was on the disc golf course and i saw a WWI plane doing ticks at like 75mph overhead..then it hit a tree and started coming right at us and for some reason i didn't move and it hit me in the head and i woke up
dreams are fucked up