Seven 9s and 10s

High-res This looks nasty to me, but I bet there are some of you out there who are drooling… Organic Bacon Caramel If you like bacon there’s no more intense experience than the Swinetarian’s Delight, a soft chewy caramel made in very small batches with all organic ingredients. Studded with pieces of Black Forest bacon, creamy with rendered bacon fat, these bite sized caramels are your perfect breakfast on the run. ;) Stay tuned for more caramel flavors coming in the next day or so.

This looks nasty to me, but I bet there are some of you out there who are drooling…

Organic Bacon Caramel

If you like bacon there’s no more intense experience than the Swinetarian’s Delight, a soft chewy caramel made in very small batches with all organic ingredients. Studded with pieces of Black Forest bacon, creamy with rendered bacon fat, these bite sized caramels are your perfect breakfast on the run. ;) Stay tuned for more caramel flavors coming in the next day or so.

“I’LL BRING THE BACON” Driving home last night, the roads leading up to my house were covered in white stuff that I just assumed was salt, as the roads were getting icy.  Then, as I turned the corner onto my street, I saw a giant lump of something lying in the center of the road.  It seriously looked like a 500lb person had fallen in the road and gotten stuck.  I swerved to avoid it, and only then did I realize what it was: a giant stuffed pig. It must’ve been hit some ways back and dragged (spewing white styrofoam dots all over the road) all the way to my street before it was finally dislodged.  I parked, walked over to it, dragged it to the side, and tossed it on top of the icy snow bank. I wish I could more accurately portray the sheer enormity of this pig.  It’s huge - twice as large as a full-grown real pig.

“I’LL BRING THE BACON”

Driving home last night, the roads leading up to my house were covered in white stuff that I just assumed was salt, as the roads were getting icy.  Then, as I turned the corner onto my street, I saw a giant lump of something lying in the center of the road.  It seriously looked like a 500lb person had fallen in the road and gotten stuck.  I swerved to avoid it, and only then did I realize what it was: a giant stuffed pig.

It must’ve been hit some ways back and dragged (spewing white styrofoam dots all over the road) all the way to my street before it was finally dislodged.  I parked, walked over to it, dragged it to the side, and tossed it on top of the icy snow bank.

I wish I could more accurately portray the sheer enormity of this pig.  It’s huge - twice as large as a full-grown real pig.