Stephen LopezABRACADABRANANA!
(I’m pretty sure Steve is magic.)
Hey everyone.
Look at me.
I made a Banana Snap video.
Hey, @bailey. Hey. (Taken with instagram)
2. San Francisco.
Happy birthday, Bailey. Second Favorite is still one of my first favorite Tumblrs.
“Seriously, MySQL totally blew it by not making a squirrel their mascot.”
Happy birthday Bailey!
Top 5 Reasons Bailey is Awesome:
- Her drawings are so good.
- Jake.
- She’s consistently hilarious.
- She’s not very social all of the time.
- About a year ago we watched Feast together, and it was terrible with monster rape and all kinds of other unspeakable things, but she was still willing to watch Feast II: Sloppy Seconds a few weeks later, and it was even MORE terrible with monster spooge and flying babies getting devoured by monsters and Judah Friedlander and holy crap just trust me on this one: it’s not a good movie. Anyway, what I’m trying to get at is that she’s kind of my BFF and I’m glad Al Gore invented the internet so she could bring countless moments of happiness to my life.
How about some fleet feet? For Bailey.
VIMEO IS SO FREAKING SLOW. JUST MAKE MY VIDEO WATCHABLE ALREADY.
It’s a good thing I know Bailey will be awake for the next ~39 hours (give or take 15).
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ELO - Mr. Blue Sky
Have a happy week, guys. Love you.
I so needed this today. Thank you Bailey.
Stuff-named-after-animals Stack
Aaaaaaaaaand… one more animal sta… oh, what’s that? They’re doing WHAT?
Well, in their defense, they are bunnies…
Another post in an attempt to satiate baileygenine’s seemingly bottomless appetite for animal stacks.
An old cell phone pic. Those hairy monsters belong to my ex. Lala is on top. Marshall is on the bottom. This is, in some regard, a Marshall stack.
For baileygenine. I do believe she’s my fav!
So I don’t really “do” drawings. How about this?
hop hop. for @baileygenine.
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Why do you own bunny ears? also, let’s see the outtakes.
Need I remind you that I still live with my parents? Why wouldn’t there be bunny ears in this house?
Also, there are no outtakes. I’m just that good.
This really just happened.
Her:
i have to go look at a house at 10
Her:
i'm not sure if it has a bathroom
Her:
classy.
Me:
...
Her:
that was unrelated to our just having talked about bathrooms
Me:
where will you poop?
Her:
the yard.
Me:
why not use a litter box?
Her:
i should, huh
Me:
yeah
