Stephen Lopez
Hey, @bailey. Hey. (Taken with instagram)
2. San Francisco.
Happy birthday, Bailey. Second Favorite is still one of my first favorite Tumblrs.
“Seriously, MySQL totally blew it by not making a squirrel their mascot.”
Happy birthday Bailey!
Top 5 Reasons Bailey is Awesome:
- Her drawings are so good.
- Jake.
- She’s consistently hilarious.
- She’s not very social all of the time.
- About a year ago we watched Feast together, and it was terrible with monster rape and all kinds of other unspeakable things, but she was still willing to watch Feast II: Sloppy Seconds a few weeks later, and it was even MORE terrible with monster spooge and flying babies getting devoured by monsters and Judah Friedlander and holy crap just trust me on this one: it’s not a good movie. Anyway, what I’m trying to get at is that she’s kind of my BFF and I’m glad Al Gore invented the internet so she could bring countless moments of happiness to my life.
Amazing. This is a perfect tweet.
How about some fleet feet? For Bailey.
This is amazing. I laughed, and then I pondered, and then I laughed some more, and then I pondered some more, and now I’m laughing still.
Green Lantern Thursday? This is a kind of old photo, but OH HAI GREEN LANTERN WHAT’S UP? (Mike, we’re twins!)
Uh… Bailey + animal that isn’t a cat = Bizarro World. (Though, still awesome.)
VIMEO IS SO FREAKING SLOW. JUST MAKE MY VIDEO WATCHABLE ALREADY.
It’s a good thing I know Bailey will be awake for the next ~39 hours (give or take 15).
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ELO - Mr. Blue Sky
Have a happy week, guys. Love you.
I so needed this today. Thank you Bailey.
Stuff-named-after-animals Stack
Another shot from yesterday: a horizontal animal stack.
she:
there's a folder on my desktop labeled "wombats" and there arent even photos of wombats in it
me:
is that the folder where you keep your porn?
she:
more or less
me:
I KNEW IT
she:
haha and by that i mean no
me:
oh, so you keep your porn somewhere ELSE
she:
haha no, i dont have any porn. just your video of giro's croc voice
me:
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.
she:
hahah you win the internet
me:
VICTORY IS MINE!
Another post in an attempt to satiate baileygenine’s seemingly bottomless appetite for animal stacks.
An old cell phone pic. Those hairy monsters belong to my ex. Lala is on top. Marshall is on the bottom. This is, in some regard, a Marshall stack.
