A Simple Recipe
- Melt: 1/4 cup Butter
- Add and melt: 4 cups Marshmallows
- Add and mix: 5 cups Golden Grahams
- Spread, cool, and then apply: Nutella
- Send Steve: a thank you note
- Call: Wilford Brimley


Froot Loops for dinner. Being an adult rules.
Express Train to Howard Hughesville (via steelopus)
At some point last night I boarded the Express Train to Howard Hughesville.
ALL ABOOOOOAAARD!
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Audio proof that I’m eating Cap’n Crunch.
You can’t deny evidence like this!
Still the winner.
If anything, this is evidence against your eating of Cap’n Crunch because I can’t hear the roof of your mouth screaming in agony.
Who comes up with these weights? Neither of those units of measure is a round number.
Emo honeycomb is sad because he has three eyes.