These cookies are absolutely delicious, but I can’t possibly eat anymore of them. 

They are quite fresh; their buttery cookies are still crisp and snappy and the chocolate fudge filling is soft and smooth. 

I was challenged and attempted to finish the entire package within 15 minutes but I just couldn’t do it and I can’t bear to see the evidence of my failure sitting here on my kitchen table. 

Let me know if you’re interested. You must agree to thoroughly enjoy them. 
I reserve the right to refuse sale if I don’t think you’re worthy of taking over the care of these magical little Elven delights. 

I’ve included two pictures to show that these cookies are in mint condition. 

I guarantee your satisfaction and will offer a 110% refund if you are not completely thrilled with your purchase. 
Thanks for looking!