Seven 9s and 10s

Adventures in Hold Music

After 15 minutes on hold with Apple Enterprise Support I’d been subjected to Blitzkrieg Bop, REM’s Nightswimming, two goddamn Johnny Cash songs, and fucking Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop,” and I was just about ready to fly to their support center and destroy the iPod running their shitty hold music but then they gave me Daft Punk’s Something About Us and just like that all is forgiven.