I know I haven’t been the best Christian lately. I’m sorry for that. I really am.
I don’t ask for much, but at this moment I’m on my knees begging you to save me from the feet that are currently on my dashboard. Jason and Beth know I love them dearly, but I cannot handle this.
Please help me, God.
Please help me, or put me out of my misery.
In the name of the father, and the son, and the holy spirit.
Amen.
Totally nailed my target demographic.
Green Light Cocktail, Dink Room (by Lanna Info Media)
Happy Birthday, Beth!
I’m a slacker who didn’t have time to make a video showing off a custom cocktail in your honor, nor would this particular non-drinker even know where to begin in concocting such a beverage, but I found this one on Flickr and I must say: it looks awfully tasty, and green!, and so here I offer said cocktail to you. I hope you’ve had a fantastic birthday!
atsween:
An Uncomfortable New Year’s Eve Discovery
Wherein a husband and wife come to a crossroads when the year comes to an end and drinks are drunk and songs are sung… or are they?
Seriously, though: perfect couple or perfectEST couple?
If it weren’t for Favstar, I wouldn’t know that @TacoBell actively hands out stars to people that talk about Taco Bell.
I would still, however, know that Beth gets me.