Stephen Lopez
GPOYW
They’ve been on sale (20% off) all summer. The sale ends on September 10th. I’m raiding local Wegmans stores to stock up. This pile should last me until at least September 11th.
Stop judging me, Judgey McJudgerson!
Note to self:
- Stick to the formula, dumbass. There’s a reason the alternate flavors come and go while the originals never change.
When life hands you Lucky Charms® and marshmallows, make Lucky Charms® Marshmallow Treats.
Froot Loops for dinner. Being an adult rules.
A Simple Recipe
- Melt: 1/4 cup Butter
- Add and melt: 4 cups Marshmallows
- Add and mix: 5 cups Golden Grahams
- Spread, cool, and then apply: Nutella
- Send Steve: a thank you note
- Call: Wilford Brimley
Current status.
In a perfect world: every Wint O Green Lifesaver would be one of the “soft” ones.
You know what I’m talking about.
Commence coma in 5… 4… 3… 2…
After work I stopped at Rite-Aid and Walgreens. This is everything I bought.
Being an adult is SO. AWESOME.
Currently:
Using a Strawberry Twizzler as a straw for my Lemon-Lime Gatorade
Commence gummi-worm coma in 3… 2…
snore
Tonight:
- I watched TV.
- I passed out during two boring football games.
- I woke up.
- I went to the kitchen and got a pint of frozen lemon sherbet from the freezer.
- I watched the end of an exciting hockey game.
- I ate an entire pint of lemon sherbet.
- I watched 4 DVR’d episodes of How It’s Made.
- I went to bed and got diabetes.
Excuse me while I try to snap out of this diabetic coma.
