escapereality:

faneffingtastic:

adamisacson:

I’m writing this whole post while standing on this very long escalator. Clicking “post” now.

Fun Fact: This particular escalator is the longest in Washington DC. It breaks down. A LOT.

And the only way I can “ride” on it is to sit down, headphones on full blast and close my eyes. It terrifies me.

Insert Mitch Hedberg joke here ____

“Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

(via Steelopus)

This random escalator was broken on the DC Metro.

{Insert Mitch Hedberg joke here.}