Dear Gmail,
How dare you just assume this message from Jessica Alba is just spam. We love each other and there’s nothing you can do to change that.
If you ever make this mistake again I will find you and I will cut your nuts off.
Sincerely,
Steelopus
OK, so the most common response to my question was one that involved unifying multiple email accounts. That’s a fair answer.
I just can’t operate like that, at least not in a “unified inbox” sort of way. That much noise would be entirely distracting and confusing for my brain. I need my information to be separated and organized, which is why I forward all of my email addresses to my main gmail address and use some of my 300+ filters to skip them past my inbox and apply labels for organization.
I suppose I’m doing the same thing as the rest of you, but I don’t have to run yet another desktop app in the process - and I never have to worry about sync/replication/IMAP issues.
Gmail users that use a desktop email client… why?
How many Gmail filters do you have? Because I have THREE HUNDRED AND TEN!
Holy crap!
Every message I receive gets checked by 310 different filters.
It’s incredible that email still gets to me faster than traditional mail.
(How to do this:
- In Google Chrome, open Gmail > Settings > Filters. CMD+F or CTRL+F to Find the word “edit” and the total should appear in a box at the top (aka… “1 of 310”)

or
- Enable the “Filter import/export” lab in your Gmail settings, export your filters, open the xml file, search for “<title>Mail Filter</title>”. The total search result will be your total filters.
If there’s an easier way, I’m all ears.)
I’ve done it. It wasn’t easy.
I’ve captured the ever-elusive “Triple hahaha*”
Please add right-click/contextual menu support to Gmail similar to how you’ve done it for Google Docs.
You’ve proven you have the skills to make this work, so I can see no reason why I still need to scroll to the top or bottom of a message to delete, archive, label, or reply to a message.
Thanks in advance,
steelopus - a committed user of keyboard shortcuts who doesn’t always have his hands on the keys.
PS: I’m by no means a code monkey, so excuse me if there is some glaringly obvious technical mumbo-jumbo reason for why this hasn’t, or can’t, be integrated.
Seriously guys, I’ve had enough of the spam.
Also, tinyzebra, you need to buy yourself a calendar.
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You know… Gmail thinks you’re all spamming me, and I’m starting to believe it’s true.
What the hell?! Goddammit Gmail - you’ve been full of fail for the past month and now you give me THIS bullshit?
Click through for the fullsize-fail.
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