Dear Google,

Your analytics map of the US is messed up.  I don’t know exactly what happened, but it appears as though Michigan drank its lake and is now drunkenly molesting Wisconsin.  I wish you’d fix it.  Think of the children; fix it for the children.

Sincerely,

Steelopus

Attention: North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont, Delaware, Arkansas, and Mississippi.

You are all on notice. Please start visiting my blog soon or there will be consequences.