Seven 9s and 10s

Oh shit…

…if you have a pooping problem, I’m sorry for 93.1% of my tweets. I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD!  It’s just that… pooping is ALWAYS funny.

amirite?

Do you have a pooping problem? Let me know so I can publicly apologize.
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George Carlin - Angels

No one in history was able to cram so much funny into such a small space.  This is 1:11 of comedic brilliance, and it’s only one tiny example of what he did consistently throughout his entire career.

We miss you George.

(This post is dedicated to @gordonshumway [twitter, tumblr] and @aedison [twitter, tumblr], two folk that consistently knock me out with teh funnies.)