Seven 9s and 10s

Why I go to church on Easter morning.

  • Out of a deep respect for my mother, who might very well be next in line to be pope after this dude dies.
  • It’s a genuinely awesome story.  Whether or not we choose to believe it, none of us should deny that it’s pretty awesome, and perhaps even more impressive if it’s all invented (The Greatest Story Ever Told?).  All religion is pretty interesting when you really dig into it.
  • I usually go alone which means I don’t really have to talk to anyone and I can stand in the back or on the side and just observe the proceedings.  Yes, I’m judging most of the people there, like the parents with their flamingly gay son wearing a bright purple shirt under a white jacket, and the old people who themselves sit there judging everyone else for not wearing a suit or a dress or not following along with the traditions (even though their religion tells them not to judge others), and the parents who let their teenage daughters wear too much makeup and too short skirts in a so-called holy place of worship.
  • To see (watch) people I knew in high school.  Maybe they were friends, usually they weren’t, but I like to see how they turned out.
  • It’s usually true when they say the “hot girls” get uglier and the “ugly girls” get hotter.  I don’t feel guilty for thinking about that kind of stuff in a church.
  • Oh, she appears to be single… nice.  If you need me I’ll be available on Facebook chat while I see what she’s been up to for the past 10 years and then close the page without making any attempt at communication with her because I’m anti-social to a fault.
  • Stop judging me!
  • I like when the priest walks by and sprinkles holy water on everyone.  It’s like we’re the fans at a sweltering rock concert and he’s in the band spraying us with his water bottle.
  • What?  It’s not like that at all?  Yes it is.  Shut up.
  • The body of Christ is the most delicious little cracker in this world.  I wish I could buy those wafers and put cheese and pepperoni on them to make little tiny Jesus Pizzas.
  • I’d probably put Nutella on the wafers too.  I bet that’d be delicious.  Nutella Jesuses.
  • What was I talking about?
  • Now I’m gonna go listen to Jesus Christ Superstar for the millionth time.
  • Maybe Ian Gillian is actually the second coming of Jesus and his gift to the world is Smoke On The Water, Highway Star, and the rest of his excellent work with Deep Purple.  And maybe the day of reckoning will come at the hand of his servant Richie Blackmore’s blistering riffs.
  • Oh look!  I found some jelly beans!

(Originally posted 20090412.)

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Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say) : Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Cast Recording) - Jesus, sung by Ian Gillian (of Deep Purple).

My love for Jesus Christ Superstar originated when my friends and I discovered the movie in high school.  There was the time in 1995 when my friends mom drove us to see it performed live on stage with Ted Neeley reprising his role as Jesus.  That night my friends and I chased down the tour bus and snagged some autographs.  Check it out, Jesus gave me “Best Wishes!”

It wasn’t until college that I discovered, and aurally devoured, the original cast recording of JCS.  As good as the film versions of these songs are, the versions on this original album are, for me, superior in almost every way, not the least of which is Ian Gillian singing as Jesus.  Now, don’t get me wrong here: movie and stage Jesus - Ted Neeley - is a god; he can do things with his voice that makes mere mortals fall to their knees and bow before his greatness, but Ian’s performance is so heartfelt and intense that I feel like weeping every time he belts out a moan or a scream.  I get chills every time I hear him belt out “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy should I diiiiiiiiiiie?” at 2:27 of this recording (just short of halfway through).  From my experience listening to Deep Purple, I’d say that I’ve heard no point in his career that Ian sounded better than he does on this album.  He thoroughly owned this recording.

Picking a favorite song from JCS is an impossible task for me.  I had 5 songs queued in my playlist trying to decide which I would use for this post (This one + Pilate’s Dream, What’s The Buzz/Strange Thing Mystifying, Dammed For All Time/Blood Money, The Last Supper), each with different characteristics that make this album so meaningful to me.  I settled on Gethsemane because of Ian’s performance, the impressive orchestration and arrangement of the song, and because it’s often the song that I find myself singing hours after listening to the whole album.

Aside from the brilliance of Ian Gillian, this rest of the players on this album are superb, especially the instrumentalists.  In particular, Alan Spenner’s bass playing is downright awe inspiring in it’s loose structure and unwavering groove.  As far as I can tell, he improvised his way through the entire album, following along with the written chord changes.  Any aspiring bass player should study these recordings inside and out.  Put the albums under your pillow and hope that you’ll pick up some technique through osmosis.

Why I go to church on Easter morning.

  • Out of a deep respect for my mother, who might very well be next in line to be pope after this dude dies.
  • It’s a genuinely awesome story.  Whether or not we choose to believe it, none of us should deny that it’s pretty awesome, and perhaps even more impressive if it’s all invented (The Greatest Story Ever Told?).  All religion is pretty interesting when you really dig into it.
  • I usually go alone which means I don’t really have to talk to anyone and I can stand in the back or on the side and just observe the proceedings.  Yes, I’m judging most of the people there, like the parents with their flamingly gay son wearing a bright purple shirt under a white jacket, and the old people who themselves sit there judging everyone else for not wearing a suit or a dress or not following along with the traditions - even though their religion tells them not to judge others, and the parents who let their teenage daughters wear too-much makeup and too-short skirts to a so-called holy place of worship.
  • To see (watch) people I knew in high school.  Maybe they were friends, usually they weren’t, but I like to see how they turned out.
  • It’s usually true when they say the “hot girls” get “uglier” and the “ugly girls” get “hotter.”  I don’t feel guilty for thinking about that kind of stuff in a church.
  • Oh, she’s appears to be single… nice.  If you need me I’ll be available on Facebook chat while I see what she’s been up to for the past 10 years and then close the page without making any attempt at communication with her because I’m anti-social to a fault.
  • Stop judging me!
  • I like when the priest walks by and sprinkles holy water on everyone.  It’s like we’re the fans at a sweltering rock concert and he’s in the band spraying us with his water bottle.
  • What?  It’s not like that at all?  Yes it is.  Shut up.
  • The body of Christ is the most delicious little cracker in this world.  I wish I could buy those wafers and put cheese and pepperoni on them to make little tiny Jesus Pizzas.
  • I’d probably put Nutella on the wafers too.  I bet that’d be delicious.  Nutella Jesuses.
  • What was I talking about?
  • Now I’m gonna go listen to Jesus Christ Superstar for the millionth time.
  • Maybe Ian Gillian is actually the second coming of Jesus and his gift to the world is Smoke On The Water, Highway Star, and the rest of his excellent work with Deep Purple.  And maybe the day of reckoning will come at the hand of his servant Richie Blackmore’s blistering riffs.
  • Oh look!  I found some jelly beans!

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I’m sharing specific songs from my life that hold a permanent place in my heart.  If I were to present a mixtape to everyone that would attend my funeral, it would likely contain these songs.  These won’t come in any particular order; I’ve got an ever-expanding playlist that I’ll be pulling from.

Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say) : Jesus Christ Superstar (Original Cast Recording) - Jesus, sung by Ian Gillian (of Deep Purple).

My love for Jesus Christ Superstar originated when my friends and I discovered the movie in high school.  There was the time in 1995 when my friends mom drove us to see it performed live on stage with Ted Neeley reprising his role as Jesus.  That night my friends and I chased down the tour bus and snagged some autographs.  Check it out, Jesus gave me “Best Wishes!”

It wasn’t until college that I discovered, and aurally devoured, the original cast recording of JCS.  As good as the film versions of these songs are, the versions on this original album are, for me, superior in almost every way, not the least of which is Ian Gillian singing as Jesus.  Now, don’t get me wrong here: movie and stage Jesus - Ted Neeley - is a god; he can do things with his voice that makes mere mortals fall to their knees and bow before his greatness, but Ian’s performance is so heartfelt and intense that I feel like weeping every time he belts out a moan or a scream.  I get chills every time I hear him belt out “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy should I diiiiiiiiiiie?” at 2:27 of this recording (just short of halfway through).  From my experience listening to Deep Purple, I’d say that I’ve heard no point in his career that Ian sounded better than he does on this album.  He thoroughly owned this recording.

Picking a favorite song from JCS is an impossible task for me.  I had 5 songs queued in my playlist trying to decide which I would use for this post (This one + Pilate’s Dream, What’s The Buzz/Strange Thing Mystifying, Dammed For All Time/Blood Money, The Last Supper), each with different characteristics that make this album so meaningful to me.  I settled on Gethsemane because of Ian’s performance, the impressive orchestration and arrangement of the song, and because it’s often the song that I find myself singing hours after listening to the whole album.

Aside from the brilliance of Ian Gillian, this rest of the players on this album are superb, especially the instrumentalists.  In particular, Alan Spenner’s bass playing is downright awe inspiring in it’s loose structure and unwavering groove.  As far as I can tell, he improvised his way through the entire album, following along with the written chord changes.  Any aspiring bass player should study these recordings inside and out.  Put the albums under your pillow and hope that you’ll pick up some technique through osmosis.

Tuesday night I’ll be heading to Buffalo to see JCS live on stage for the third time (each with Ted Neeley).  I can think of no more appropriate week of the year to enjoy a live performance of the final week of Jesus’ life.

(reposted after a bit of an edit)