Stephen Lopez
Current status.
Jayden is ready to rock!
Life is like a box of where the hell is Mary? This is what you get (when Nicky and I sit around waiting for her to put Jayden to bed).
Weeeeeeeeeeeee (by steelopus)
Posting this one again because it’s hilarious and makes me smile.
I WAS FIGHTING THESE GUYS AT THE MOVIES. I WANNA GO BACK TO THERE BECAUSE HE WOULDNT GO DOWN!!
Happy birthday Jayden! I got you this video of you kicking ass! I hope you like it as much as I do!
I WAS FIGHTING THESE GUYS AT THE MOVIES. I WANNA GO BACK TO THERE BECAUSE HE WOULDNT GO DOWN!!
OMG I can’t stop laughing at this!
Thanks for sharing, Jayden! This made my day!
*FART YOUR EYEBALL, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY*
I TOLD MY MAMA I WANNA PUT THAT ON MY TUMBLR!! THAT WILL GET ME MORE PERSONS!!
I SAID THEY’RE GONNA FREAK OUT. THEY’RE GONNA FREAK OUT SO BAD, IT WILL GET ME MORE PERSONS.
AND FART YOUR TRUMPET OUT YOUR NOSE!
The only difference between what comes out of Jayden’s mouth and what goes on in my brain is nothing. There is no difference.
POOP BUCKETS INSIDE YOUR TAXI CAMEL!
STEVE GOT ME A PRESENT AND IT’S AWESOME AND I LIKE IT CUZ IT MAKES NOISE THANKS STEVE!!!
You’re welcome, buddy!
Orange, Black, and Yellow (via steelopus)
First I grabbed that shot of Jayden on the escalator. Then a few hours later I saw that traffic cone and it reminded me of the first picture, so I grabbed another shot.
(via Steelopus)
Mommy and Jayden
(via Steelopus)
Good luck today, Mary.
You’re a fantastic person and an even better mother. You put Jayden ahead of everything else in your life, you make sacrifice after sacrifice, and I hope today is the day on which you are repaid for all of that.
I’ll be thinking about you two all day.
(via Steelopus)
“HEEEEEEEEY SYLVIA! LOOOOK! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!”
So we’re walking home from lunch on Friday and we get to Nicky’s doorstep and Jayden’s pants start sliding off and so, he just crouches down as if to pull them up, stops, seemingly thinks to himself “ah, why the hell not?,” and pulls them all the way down.
We were all laughing hysterically. Hell, I’m still laughing. This kid is awesome. He gets it from his mom.
He smiles, too!
This kid will rough you up.
