Stephen Lopez
“Every time I look at you I don’t understand / why you let the things you did get so out of hand!” (Taken with Instagram at Jerusalem)
Judas, must you betray me with a kiss? (Taken with Instagram at Gethsemane)
Jaded mandolin!
“Just a jaded, jaded, faded jaded, a jaded mandarin!”
Judas (via steelopus)
Every time I look at you I don’t understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
You’d have managed better if you’d had it planned
Now why’d you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?
(via doppelgang3r)
How awesome is this? Do you know how lucky I am to play in a band with two other guys that appreciate Jesus Christ Superstar as much as I do?
Nothing on Tumblr today will make me laugh harder than this did.
I am nowhere near the end.
Jesus: Hey, guys? Does anyone know how to calculate a 20% tip?
Judas (muttering): Of *course* he can’t do math.
Peter: Yeah, gimme the bill, I can work it out.
Jesus: Great. Oh, and one last thing: Truly, truly, one of you will betray me.
Peter: Carry the 1… Guys how many cubits are there in a dozen?
Judas: Wait, wait — hold the phone. Jesus, you know that one of us is going to betray you?
Jesus: Um… yep.
Judas: And do you know *who* it is?
Jesus: Oh, bigtime.
Peter: I think I’m doing this wrong. Should we be tipping a Benjamin on an eighty dollar bill?
Judas: And you’re not going to do anything to stop him? Or her.
Jesus: I guess it’s kind of the plan or something. I wasn’t really paying attention. Real Housewives was on.
Judas: So this person who’s gonna betray you, they’re kind of doing God’s work, right?
Jesus: I don’t know. Apparently one of those New Jersey wives is a *mobster*.
Judas: Yeah, no shit. Seriously — there won’t be any punishment for the betrayal, right? Maybe just a slap on the wrist, or something?
Jesus: Oh, no, I think I heard something about an eternity in hell.
Judas: Shit.
Matthew: Hey, Judas — are those new shoes?
Judas: Shit shit shit shit shit.
Sweet lord. It just keeps getting better and better.
Check out the whole series here: http://averyedison.com/tagged/jesusandjudas/chrono
No, seriously. Go check it out if you haven’t.
Ted Neeley & Carl Anderson in Jesus Christ Superstar, 1973
Judas must you betray me with a kiss?
