Stephen Lopez
(Heavy Snow around U.S. Capital : Image of the Day)
This was Sunday, before second storm rolled through.
Satellites are awesome.
Map of the Milky Way.
Get a nifty Map of the Known Universe from the Greenwood Space Travel Supply Company. Only $12, well worth it.
Wow. So beautiful!
The only question is… folded map or two of the flat posters (so I can display both sides)?
Oh wait, one more question… can someone lend me $16 or 30?
OK. I feel better now that I’ve spent 10 minutes shitting this out in Photoshop.
It’s simple goddamn geography. Do yourselves a favor and look at an atlas once in a while. I recommend the Gazetteer.
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
Welcome to the big board North Dakota, Vermont, Arkansas, and Mississippi! It’s great to have you with us!
Delaware: you’re Pennsylvania’s turd and you can go straight to hell.
South Dakota: if you didn’t have a rock with some ugly faces carved in it, no one would even know you exist - you goddamn piece of crap.
March 27th’s map can be seen here: http://www.steelopus.com/post/90468752/attention-north-dakota-south-dakota-vermont
Dear Google,
Your analytics map of the US is messed up. I don’t know exactly what happened, but it appears as though Michigan drank its lake and is now drunkenly molesting Wisconsin. I wish you’d fix it. Think of the children; fix it for the children.
Sincerely,
Steelopus
Attention: North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont, Delaware, Arkansas, and Mississippi.
You are all on notice. Please start visiting my blog soon or there will be consequences.
