Weeeeeeeeeeeee (by steelopus)

Posting this one again because it’s hilarious and makes me smile.

Stalker? (by steelopus)

One time this girl came to Rochester to visit me and celebrate my birthday and then I hid in the trees near our “ocean” and took stalkery pictures of her while she enjoyed a frozen custard while being chased by a little kid and she was single at the time so don’t kick my ass Erik, OK? Like please, don’t kick my ass. I’m fragile.

Anyway. Today is her birthday, and so: happy birthday to Maya. You’re a good friend, even if you do constantly make fun of me when you come to visit.

And then… this happened.

nicky36:

Green!

green!

mayafish:

FLATS. For STEVE.

(You know we’re never going to shut up about this, right?)

I’ve never wanted to be a can of Red Bull more in my entire life than I do right now.

Also, pretend you never read that last sentence.

mayafish:

I try harder when it’s sunny.

green!