You want screens? Here’s all the screenage I’ve got to give.

(I’m continually surprised to find that I’m the only person among us who has jailbroken their device.)

My first and only submission; I don’t think I can possibly top this. There are layers upon layers here, folks.

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steelopus:

Here’s my GPOYW. This picture is actually quite sharp, it’s my life that’s so blurry.

Little did people know, Michael Jackson was singing about me. I am the man in the mirror.

My first GPOYW.

I must say, I was pleasantly surprised to see the names that originally liked it; I was also saddened.

My first car meme - 1978 Buick Century

Mine was two-tone. Dark maroon body with a beige top.

She was a hand-me-down from our elderly neighbors when I turned 16. She drove like a champ and you could have fit an entire Chipotle restaurant in the passenger’s seat alone. Unfortunately the bolts that held the gas tank to the sub-frame were so rusty that we were advised not to fill the tank more than halfway - or else risk the bolts breaking under the weight and the tank falling to the ground and exploding in a fireball that would’ve made the Duke boys proud.

Later the rear bumper rusted off and was replaced by a piece of 2x6 lumber. Later still it failed inspection and was donated to some lucky agency where it was surely scrapped. I think I heard a rumor that they melted her down and were able to create enough steel to build three Boeing 747s.

Conveniently for me, I’m already in my happy place.

Done and done and done.

Exhibit C

globochem:

omfg

Shut ‘er down folks. This meme can get no better.

I write like Helen Keller.

ONE.

I’ll give you ONE; only because it’s PERFECT.