No YOU just had to break into your own house after you went outside to get your mail in the 5°F evening without your jacket, keys, or cellphone and when you got back to your screen door it would not open because it had frozen shut or wedged itself closed or something like that so you had to punch the screen in so you could grab the frame and yank it open.
No YOU have frostbite.
No YOU learned a valuable lesson.
