Stephen Lopez“Robert “Sandy” Vietze has likely lost his chance at participating in the Olympics after he was accused of urinating on an 11-year-old passenger on a cross-country flight.”
“… likely …”
Wow.
All I have to say about these closing ceremonies is: NB;CM.
LOL.
JK;TM!
Skirts!
Listen, USA Network: I realize we live in America and it’s your job to showcase American athletes at the Olympics, and I understand that someone at some point in time had the balls to name your network after this great country of ours. I get it. I’m fine with it, usually, but not right now.
Sure, this USA vs Japan Women’s Curling match is exciting and entertaining and those little Japanese girls are totally adorable as they slide and sweep their way down the ice yelling “YEP! YEP YEP YEP! YEEEEEEEP!!!”… But the Canadian team is wearing SKIRTS! Why aren’t you showing me that match?!?! Skirts! On ice! RAAAAAAAH!
Curling starts today!
On one hand, FUCKYEAHCURLING! On the other hand, that shit fucks up my commute, yo.
I have such conflicting emotions about this.
I’ve cleared my DVR and I’m ready to fill it up with Curling and Men’s Hockey.
These will be the greatest ~10 days of my life.
- Xzibit - stern face
- Xzibit - laughy face
![tehawesome:
Sure, Chicago spent millions of dollars on its Olympic bid, and people all over America are upset, and the fact that this was such a polarizing issue makes this a pretty tense time for Chicago residents, but on the upside, LOOK AT THIS GUY’S FACE. LOOK AT IT.
What if this were all an elaborate plan set in motion to get this guy make that face so that this photo could happen? What if some future man, with his knowledge of the past and all the variables that had to be just right for this face to happen, put years of effort into time travel and planning just so that guy could make that awesome face and we could all laugh and laugh, because holy crap look at how hilariously sad he looks! If that’s the case, time well spent, Future Guy With Too Much Time On His Hands. My hat is off to you.
Never forget [this guy’s face].](http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/steelopus/202696809/1/tumblr_kqwcfu7s7f1qzsch9)
Sure, Chicago spent millions of dollars on its Olympic bid, and people all over America are upset, and the fact that this was such a polarizing issue makes this a pretty tense time for Chicago residents, but on the upside, LOOK AT THIS GUY’S FACE. LOOK AT IT.
What if this were all an elaborate plan set in motion to get this guy make that face so that this photo could happen? What if some future man, with his knowledge of the past and all the variables that had to be just right for this face to happen, put years of effort into time travel and planning just so that guy could make that awesome face and we could all laugh and laugh, because holy crap look at how hilariously sad he looks! If that’s the case, time well spent, Future Guy With Too Much Time On His Hands. My hat is off to you.
Never forget [this guy’s face].
Don’t mind me.
I’m just getting ready for February.
