Seven 9s and 10s

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter (Misheard Lyrics)

For Jack.

This is still among the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

 

On the ceiling
On a Porsche
Glitter
Fairy
Landfill
I wanna leave Bennigans

One bizarre hymm
On a beach the little horses
Mona said
I wanna leave Bennigans

On a wheel
On a wizard
On a whale
Anna Nicole’s mama said that I won’t wanna see Anna fall down again

And the wizard
On Aleve, a Gump I know
I said I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Out on the porch?
Potato wave.
ICEE dems.
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna see

…make me fries

…ICEE

I don’t know why they suntan nails
On a Carmine unaware
I said I don’t, I don’t know where there’s a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Oh, I know poor boys
Potato wave.
ICEE dems.
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna shave it off
I don’t wanna stare
I don’t want a stair
I don’t want a slayer

I don’t know all the words… yet.

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter (Misheard Lyrics)

It’s been over 6 months since I’ve posted this, therefore it’s at least 5 months overdue for a repost.  It’s absolutely perfect from beginning to end and never stops cracking me up.

On the ceiling
On a Porsche
Glitter
Fairy
Landfill
I wanna leave Bennigan’s

One bizarre hymm
On the beach the little horses
Mona said
I wanna leave Bennigan’s

On a wheel
On a wizard
On a whale
Anna Nicole’s mama said that I won’t wanna see Anna fall down again

And the wizard
On Aleve, a Gump I know
I said, I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag

Ah yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Can you see dems?
Out on the porch
Potato wave
ICEE dems
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna see.

Make me fries

ICEE
I don’t know why they suntan nails

On a Carmine unaware
I said I don’t, I don’t know where there’s a box or a bag

Ah yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Can you see dems?
Oh, I know poor boys
Potato wave
ICEE dems
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna shave… it off
I don’t wanna stare
I don’t want a stair
I don’t want a Slayer

I don’t know… all the words…
…yet.