“Can you imagine 3 nose studs and a heavy cold? Whoa! Forget about it! You might sneeze and kill your friend!
“Ahchoo!”
“OOOAAAAHHHHHH! FUCKIN JOEY! MY EYE! MYYY EEEEYYYEEE!”
Now your friend has a pierced eye!
…To go along with your pierced nose.”
George Carlin - Earrings
For Mary. The nose ring part is especially pertinent.
Sorry about the video quality; it’s George Carlin so just fucking deal with it.
