Seven 9s and 10s

High-res File under: Reasons For Which I’m Glad I No Longer Live With My Parents Phil (fuiru) sent me this postcard.This postcard.He sent this postcard.To me.In the mail. He bought this postcard.He wrote a story on the rear.He signed it and put a stamp on it.He carried it to a mailbox or post office and sent it away. It was delivered to my house.A postal worker held this in his hands and then put it in my mailbox.This postcard.Holiday Gay. Dear Steve, Few people know this, but ‘Holiday Gay’ was the inspiration for the Academy-Award winning film ‘Platoon’. If you look carefully you can see Charlie Sheen’s character in the lower bauble, in the middle. ‘Holiday Gay’ was banned in Peru for graphic depictions of pie baking. Pies are banned in the country after an attempted coup by three hundred bakers. They were all slaughtered, and their pies became national symbols of evil. ‘Holiday Gay’ was actually ghost-written by J.D. Salinger. Regards,Fuiru Phil is one of my favorites. If you don’t already follow him, you should do so now. Check out Fuiru and also Fake Obituaries.

File under: Reasons For Which I’m Glad I No Longer Live With My Parents

Phil (fuiru) sent me this postcard.
This postcard.
He sent this postcard.
To me.
In the mail.

He bought this postcard.
He wrote a story on the rear.
He signed it and put a stamp on it.
He carried it to a mailbox or post office and sent it away.

It was delivered to my house.
A postal worker held this in his hands and then put it in my mailbox.
This postcard.
Holiday Gay.

Dear Steve,

Few people know this, but ‘Holiday Gay’ was the inspiration for the Academy-Award winning film ‘Platoon’. If you look carefully you can see Charlie Sheen’s character in the lower bauble, in the middle.

‘Holiday Gay’ was banned in Peru for graphic depictions of pie baking. Pies are banned in the country after an attempted coup by three hundred bakers. They were all slaughtered, and their pies became national symbols of evil.

‘Holiday Gay’ was actually ghost-written by J.D. Salinger.

Regards,
Fuiru

Phil is one of my favorites. If you don’t already follow him, you should do so now. Check out Fuiru and also Fake Obituaries.

High-res And these two came all the way from Mars, Tatooine, Puddingville, Singapore! The lovely Lisa sent them to me a few months ago. Look at them! I bet you’re all green with envy that I got two and you didn’t!!!

And these two came all the way from Mars, Tatooine, Puddingville, Singapore!

The lovely Lisa sent them to me a few months ago. Look at them!

I bet you’re all green with envy that I got two and you didn’t!!!

High-res I’ve started packing things up around my desk and I found some postcards that I received but never photographed because I’m a slacker jerkface. This one is from emz! Look at the punk rockers in naughty stockings! Oh dear!On the back there is a green sticker! Oh my! Thanks and sorry it took me so long to post this!

I’ve started packing things up around my desk and I found some postcards that I received but never photographed because I’m a slacker jerkface.

This one is from emz! Look at the punk rockers in naughty stockings! Oh dear!
On the back there is a green sticker! Oh my!

Thanks and sorry it took me so long to post this!

High-res SQUUEEEE! This is FAN-TASTIC! Thanks Angela! I love my Sharkoplale. And lookit you in your green! shirt piloting that beast of a machine! How awesome is this? Totally awesome! It’s further proof that Canadians just might be the planet’s best creatures.

SQUUEEEE!

This is FAN-TASTIC! Thanks Angela! I love my Sharkoplale. And lookit you in your green! shirt piloting that beast of a machine!

How awesome is this? Totally awesome!

It’s further proof that Canadians just might be the planet’s best creatures.

High-res Woo! More postcard fun! Thanks Nicky! You’re right; I am geeky enough to appreciate the Kansas state flag! Hey everyone! Did you know that “Home on the Range” is the Kansas state song? No? I didn’t either, but I do now, thanks to this awesome postcard!

Woo! More postcard fun!

Thanks Nicky! You’re right; I am geeky enough to appreciate the Kansas state flag!

Hey everyone! Did you know that “Home on the Range” is the Kansas state song? No? I didn’t either, but I do now, thanks to this awesome postcard!