Seven 9s and 10s

Dude, you sat next to ME in your couch for four days. And we went to Wegmans, TOGETHER. And I pooped, in YOUR toilet. I don’t see how this Albino dude could top that.

Asked by guillee

This is months old and I don’t even remember what this response was for (something about Steve Albini), but “And I pooped, in YOUR toilet” is a good point and I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of social contract that I’m obligated to fulfill.

High-res Stalker? (by steelopus)
One time this girl came to Rochester to visit me and celebrate my birthday and then I hid in the trees near our “ocean” and took stalkery pictures of her while she enjoyed a frozen custard while being chased by a little kid and she was single at the time so don’t kick my ass Erik, OK? Like please, don’t kick my ass. I’m fragile.
Anyway. Today is her birthday, and so: happy birthday to Maya. You’re a good friend, even if you do constantly make fun of me when you come to visit.

Stalker? (by steelopus)

One time this girl came to Rochester to visit me and celebrate my birthday and then I hid in the trees near our “ocean” and took stalkery pictures of her while she enjoyed a frozen custard while being chased by a little kid and she was single at the time so don’t kick my ass Erik, OK? Like please, don’t kick my ass. I’m fragile.

Anyway. Today is her birthday, and so: happy birthday to Maya. You’re a good friend, even if you do constantly make fun of me when you come to visit.