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This is what happens when you install an Apple Garageband Jam Pack directly from the .pkg file, bypassing the standard install process.
My year in audio was mostly predictable. Here’s a rambling recap at 3:30am.
Holy moly. This game was back and forth before Richard finally put me down. I was up 12-11 before his last word.

Nice, Tumblr. That’s a very professionally worded sentence.
I recommend you revise it to say:
“We’re not in the business of profitting from adult-oriented videos.”
Hey all, my friend Charles could use our support.
Rally America is having a tagline contest at their Facebook page and his far-superior submission is currently in second place.
Would you please take 10 seconds to click-through to Facebook and vote for “Zero To Dirty in Under 5 Seconds”?
Just do it now before you waste any time thinking about it. It will literally take you only two mouse clicks.
Thanks for helping out!
(* And it’s rapidly increasing as the cutting/cry for help/emo crowd continues to reblog the hell out of it. Their commentaries are depressing me.)
The headline. The picture. The… position.
The first sentence…
“Bryan Lockman saw a tail waffling above the water and knew he had a beaver.”
I swore I wouldn’t make another one of these… but this one was too easy.
You want screens? Here’s all the screenage I’ve got to give.
(I’m continually surprised to find that I’m the only person among us who has jailbroken their device.)
Recently I finally hopped on the WTF bandwagon - about 2 years too late. On Halloween night I started with Episode 1 (of 223). I’ve now listened to 97 episodes in just 32 days.
Marc has really put together one hell of a body of work with this thing. It’s so much more than just a comedy podcast (though that’s obviously where it has its roots). Beyond the comedy itself, Marc manages to engage in a dialog with his guests that is both brutally honest and compelling. He’s one of the best interviewers I’ve ever heard and I think it’s because he’s hosting people that he is genuinely interested in learning about and the conversational nature of the show gives me the feeling that I’m an eavesdropping fly on the wall more so than a guy who is absorbing a piece of media.
Patrice O’Neal died on Tuesday morning and I was surprised that didn’t see a single mention of it here on Tumblr. He was a polarizing comedian, no doubt, but anyone who was able to see past the shock-value was surely impressed by just how intelligent and well-spoken he was. His views weren’t for everybody, but he spoke from his heart and he always had plenty of evidence to back up whatever it was he was offending people with. This episode, released on August 2, 2010 - long before Patrice’s stroke, is a perfect snapshot of everything that makes me love this podcast: it’s consistently funny, sobering, and perception-changing. About 23 minutes into this episode he gives a fantastic analogy about how being a man is like being a sport fisherman; it’s simultaneously hilarious, heartfelt, and honest.
You can download or stream this episode from WTFpod.com. If that ever goes away, I’d be happy to share the mp3 with you. It’s well worth repeated listens.
No… seriously.


Godspeed, Mars Science Laboratory.
Mars landing scheduled for August 5, 2012. We’ll see you again soon.
I had to make this one. I had no choice.