Stephen Lopez
GPOYW
Never being able to find coats with sleeves long enough to cover your arms: this is the plight of a 5’9” man with a 6’1” wingspan.
No… seriously.
You know what sucks?
Being 5’9” but having the arms of someone who is 6’9”.
It’s very difficult to find long sleeved shirts that fit my small frame while still having sleeves long enough to cover my monkey arms.
If anyone has advice on where I should be shopping, I’m all arms ears.
Despite the damages, Black Friday was pretty good to me.
Meet my new Baby Taylor, 3/4-scale Dreadnought acoustic.
It’s often said that every new guitar has new songs tucked inside it. I look forward to getting to know her.
It is finished.
This is how stereotypes are born. It’s the “7 items or fewer” lane.
By my count, she’s got 17 items - that I can see - plus whatever is in that bag.
And the icing on the shit sandwich is the goddamn checkbook she’s holding in her hand.
Last minute shopping?
If you’re using Amazon, please remember to start your visit using the referral link on Guillermo’s page: http://www.gesteves.com/help/
Buy from Amazon and help our friend Guillermo.
Are you shopping at Amazon today?
Do our friend a favor and enter the site through the link on this page: http://www.gesteves.com/help
He’ll earn a very helpful commission and your prices won’t change.
Until we can find a nice American girl for him to marry and escape the veiled-dictatorship of his homeland, the least we can all do is use a different link to go to a site we were all going to visit anyway.
You know what? Fuck you, Amazon.
