- Do not burn tongue before tomorrow
- Do not bite tongue before tomorrow
- Do not bite cheek before tomorrow
- Do not break tooth before tomorrow
- Do not develop painful cavity before tomorrow
- Poop as much as possible before tomorrow
Some parents are certifiably insane - but mostly I blame Mary for giving birth to Santa Claus* a couple thousand years ago. None of this madness would exist if it weren’t for that.
*That’s the story, right? There was no room at the Holiday Inn so Mary had to go to the Super 8 down the road and then she pooped out jolly old Santa Claus and then he grew up and the Jews killed him and now he comes back every December and gives presents to everyone except the Jews…?
A Letter From The CEO
We have all seen the news coverage about job losses, business failures, housing foreclosures and more in these tough economic times. As the giving season is upon us many wonder how they will give to those on their holiday lists. The reality is that many holiday lists will be cut short. The team at Restaurant.com wants to help.
To celebrate the gift of giving, Restaurant.com is stocking a giving site with $30 million of Restaurant.com Gift Certificates. You now have the opportunity, every day for 30 days, to enrich the lives and satisfy the palates of those around you.
It is absolutely FREE to give and FREE to receive.
Please pause for just a moment to think about the joy you feel when you give a gift. Think about the expression on the face of a friend when you deliver a holiday surprise. Please reflect upon the warmth that fills your heart, as a loved one tears the wrapping paper off a present.
These feelings are ones that cannot be wrapped up in a box like other gifts, but they are gifts nonetheless. The feelings created by the gift of giving lift spirits, spread joy, and strengthen community.
So please join us. Give to friends. Give to neighbors. Give to families in the military. Give to teachers. Give to co-workers. Give to working moms. Give to those that would not otherwise make your holiday list, but most of all, give, and in doing so, enjoy with great pleasure, the very special gift of giving.
The team at Restaurant.com is honored to bring you our giving site so that you can
“Feed It Forward”.
Cary Chessick - President and CEO of Restaurant.com
For Steve. Extraterrestrial Habdturkey comes in peace.
This is great! Thanks Aimee!!!
XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can’t pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services.
It is FREE and it only takes a second.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them.
This takes just 10 seconds and it’s a wonderful way to say thank you. Please take the time and please take the time to pass it on for others to do. We can never say enough thank you’s.
Thanks for taking to time to support our military!