But it’s usually because the musician sucks, so it’s almost always for the best.

I know I haven’t been the best Christian lately.  I’m sorry for that. I really am.

I don’t ask for much, but at this moment I’m on my knees begging you to save me from the feet that are currently on my dashboard.  Jason and Beth know I love them dearly, but I cannot handle this.

Please help me, God.

Please help me, or put me out of my misery.

In the name of the father, and the son, and the holy spirit.
Amen. 

I’m sure 99% of the universe sees the picture and thinks “OMG THAT’S SO ADORABLE!”

I see it and think “OMG LOOK AT THAT NASTY PINK FOOT! STOP TOUCHING IT!”

No YOU have a complex.