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My following of zooeydeschanel.tumblr.com

~January 2009 - December 22, 2009.

Ross got to you???? OH NOES!

Nope. It wasn’t Ross or the hub-bub that followed his post. I unequivocally love Zooey. She could eat kittens or enjoy listening to Death Cab For Cutie and I’d still love her.

No. It was the ~50 posts between noon and 5pm today. It wasn’t Zooey herself; it was her legion of Tumblr-post submitters. That’s what did me in.

zooeydeschanel:
i would like this outfit!
This exact moment. Right here. This is when I fell for Zooey.I haven’t seen this movie in years, I need to rectify that.
One of my favorite quotes ever:

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”-Lester Bangs

By that token, I’ve given you all trillions of dollars. You can thank me later.

zooeydeschanel:

i would like this outfit!

This exact moment. Right here. This is when I fell for Zooey.
I haven’t seen this movie in years, I need to rectify that.

One of my favorite quotes ever:

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”
-Lester Bangs

By that token, I’ve given you all trillions of dollars. You can thank me later.

zooeydeschanel:

I uploaded this video of Zooey on Jimmy Kimmel from july 22nd…

OK, so, like, you know I am, like, IN LOVE with Zooey, like right?

Well, like, I just, like, counted how many times she, like, says “like” in this interview on Jimmy Kimmel that’s only, like, 9 minutes and 30 seconds, like, long.  Like, I sat here with a pen and some, like, paper, and made marks every time she, like, said “like.”

The grand total was, like, astonishing.  She, like, said “like,” like 101 times.  And, like, 62 of those came in, like, the first 4 minutes.  That’s, like, 15 “likes” per minute, which is, like, insane, but then you factor in some time for, like, her entrance, and, like, when Jimmy was, like, talking, and well, it gets, like, really scary.

But don’t, like, worry, Zooey. We’ve all got, like, strange vocal, like, ticks, and I’m certainly in no position to, like, judge. I still, like, totally love you and, like, totally hate your douchey and, like, overrated emo fiancé.

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zooeydeschanel:

She & Him - You Really Gotta Hold On Me

For those who can’t understand why I love Zooey so much… listen to this.